Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Act like nothing happened, and maybe no one will notice you left.




Writers block sucks.

I feel like my brain has been constipated for soooo long. I realized that I can be sad about it, and avoid it... OR ....I can start tweeting, blogging, and violating the internet everywhere I can with writing and maybe it'll start unclogging my brain. Here's hoping. : /






(Pic: http://www.explodingdog.com/)

Monday, December 8, 2008

Freak Show Comedy at Mt. Tabor

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I would like to remind my 4 readers that I am hosting a Thursday night comedy open mic every thursday at 9pm at Portlands Mt. Tabor Theaters' Legacy Lounge.

Every comic gets 6 minutes in 'the pit' (the stage is a little below the audience...it feels funny, but good - think back to the first time you watched grandma porn).

It's a fun, VERY COLD (bring a jacket and be prepared to drink lots of whiskey) room with a lot of potential. The atmosphere is blacklights and freak. Sideshow sex came all over the walls of this place making it one of the more interesting rooms.

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Please tell everyone. I might even show you a boob.

Mt. Tabor Theater - Legacy Lounge
Every Thursday - sign up by 9pm - Always Free - 21+ - Freezing cold venue.

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Because it's Friday Night....

You know when you're like "Man, it's Friday night...I'm kind of bored, but I don't know what to do..."? Well, lucky for you, we've got a great show at the Bagdad Theater in Portland tonight! (I wanted to make that as cheesey as possible...mission acomplished, I assume)

This is the poster that I wanted to use to promote the show:
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This idea was brutally rebuffed by my friend, John who told me that I could not post that anywhere. He went on to make me a new poster. It only took him 5 tries to get all the spelling correct (he's Canadian) but he finally did it....

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This fabulous show will be hosted by yours truley, and will be featuring, all the way from Seattle, Miss Danielle Radford:

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www.myspace.com/danielleradford

Portland's own, Kyle Harbert

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www.myspace.com/kyleharbert

and last, but certainly not least, another Seattleite, Solomon Georgio

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www.myspace.com/solomongeorgio

We would love to see you tonight at 10pm, $5 at the door, and the show is 21+, which means you can drink. Get drunk and laugh harder.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

In an Absolut world...

Zach Galifianakis and I would be married or bf and gf or just best friends forever...but until that happens...I want to share what I see as pure hilarity, and beauty...





and finally, brand new...EPISODE THREE!!!! YAY!



(P.S. You can also check out more Zach sketches at www.funnyordie.com)

You're welcome.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Happy 7th of July!

Hey kiddo's...sorry I haven't written. They don't have computers on the wagon. Ok...they do, but I just wanted to say that.

I hope you all had a fabulous time on the 4th. I spent it watching people get drunk (with jealousy oozing out of me) at comedy shows and bars, then I watched movies and ate carrots. It was nice (in a barnyard-animal-watches movies sorta way).

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This morning was hard to get up...after a long beautiful, glorious, wonderful, amazingly nice 3 day weekend...I woke up in a 'go ahead...talk to me before noon, I dare you...I'll bitch slap you with my words so fast you'll be crying like a baby who just got bit by a llama at a petting zoo' kinda mood and I could've done so thanks to freedom of speech.

Happy Independence Days.

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Oh, and I hope none of you over the age of 10 were stupid enough to blow your fingers off...but knowing the people I know...I'm sure some of you did. Get well soon.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin 1937-2008

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There aren't enough words to describe this comedy legend and the dissapointment that is felt surrounding his passing yesterday.

A few members of a comedy forum that I belong to took words out of the rest of our mouths - "George Carlin was the first comedian I cared about"

"There's something amazing and special about the fact that a comic could become that popular without ever compromising who he was -- he was a rare case of someone being hugely successful because he stayed true to himself."

His impact is infinate.

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I hope and I do believe that generations to come will know Carlin for more than just the 7 words he refused to not say. (Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits)

He was amazing on all accounts and he is greatly missed.

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”

“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it”

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”

“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”

“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”

“Always do whatever's next”

“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept”

“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little”

"Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that.""

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”

“If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him”

“Religion is just mind control”

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”

R.I.P. George

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Podcastic!

So, I was interviewed by an online entertainment magazine called Pop Rock Candy Mountain, the interview went great, and the editor (Jeff "fuck yes" Clark - exceptionally awesome human being) asked me if I'd be interested in co-hosting a brand spanking new podcast they'd be launching late June/early July. I didn't have to think for long before saying "Eff yes". Tonight we record our first show....and I'm wicked (yes, I say wicked...deal with it...it's not like I'm saying 'hella') excited about it. The topic is Hacking Jokes / Joke Stealing and our guests are:

Maria Bamford
Bammers

I find this lady particularly hilarious. She is part of the amazing Comedians of Comedy (with my boyfriend, Zach Galifinakas) and has been on and/or a part of more things than I can name. I haven't seen her live yet, as everytime she comes to Portland I've had shows, which is so frustrating. The next time I get the chance, I will see her...try and stop me. Here's her myspace page...you can find all of her goings on there...
www.myspace.com/therealmariabamford

Marc Maron
Maron

I recently saw Marc Perform alongside the incredibly funny Eugene Mirman and the unforgettable Andy Kindler in their 'Stand Uppity Tour' the show - aside from being on a feverishly hot Sunday night, was great. Watching Marc was a little odd though because he scarily reminds me of one of my brothers, John. I was sitting next to another comedian at the show, a comedian who knows John and the whole time Marc was onstage we just kept looking at eachother wide-eyed with telepathic thoughts of "oh my god...this guy is a jewish John in another body" everything from the Harry Potter glasses to the manurisms to the bittersweet tone of the story of their lives. I'm pumped to see what Marc has to say on the show.
Marc's myspace:
www.myspace.com/marcmaron

And our final guest:

Andy Kindler
Kindler
As I mentioned earlier, I saw Andy at the 'Stand Uppity Tour' show where he was the Tigger to Marc's Eeyore. It was a balanced blend, with Eugene Mirman being the icing on the gluten free cake. I ate it up. Andy was very full of energy, he was having fun and you could tell. In IMBd-ing Andy, I found that he has also been a part of many wonderful things...everything from Letterman to Everybody Loves Raymond. Andy is pretty outspoken and I'm excited and a little nervous to see how the show goes. I'm hoping the other guests will get a word in edgewise. I have to say though, there is a little butterfly in my stomach flapping it's wings with excitement for when we tell him the topic, and his tirade begins.
Andy's Website (not sure why he's not on myspace...maybe I should suggest it)
http://www.andykindler.com/

I will post as soon as I know when we will be airing the podcasts. As of right now (as in this moment in this day) we are shooting for July 1st. Until then...feel free to check out the PRCM website because it's awesome.

http://www.poprockcandymountain.com/

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

I never liked cherries...

I was going to try to make my first blog captivating, exciting, funny, and maybe even throw in a little drama or tradgedy because it wouldn't feel like me without it...but instead, I'm just going to dive right in. Hope you enjoy the show....

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